omg so someone uploaded this on facebook and im laughing so hard it looks like jesus burst out of there and killed everyone and
'later basic bitches i'm out. deuces'
'okay man geez'
The Easter Bunny realises that he dropped some eggs and attempts to retrieve them. - Happy Easter Tumblr!
Love, you see, is possibly the most powerful magic of all.
happy 29th birthday seabsie!
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?